Adorable things….that are adorableTumblr (3.0; @jumanjijuice)http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fasterfood.tumblr.com/post/51062301104/hey-did-u-hear-somebody-bought-tumblr-ya">fasterfood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“hey, did u hear somebody bought tumblr?”</p> <p>“ya, who?”</p> <p>“yeah”</p> </blockquote>http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51362537135http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51362537135Sun, 26 May 2013 01:20:51 -0400me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.<br /> me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51362528144http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51362528144Sun, 26 May 2013 01:20:41 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whiskey-memories.tumblr.com/post/50749358761/bras-are-so-expensive-like-i-didnt-choose-the">whiskey-memories</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me</span></p> </blockquote>http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51362465133http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51362465133Sun, 26 May 2013 01:19:34 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://flyinginafriendshipship.tumblr.com/post/48357980734">flyinginafriendshipship</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what if church was called jesuscon</p> </blockquote>http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51362449195http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51362449195Sun, 26 May 2013 01:19:18 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tltty.tumblr.com/post/24974262780">tltty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://k1mkardashian.tumblr.com/post/24974234330/tltty-how-do-penises-even-fit-in-pants-you">k1mkardashian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tltty.tumblr.com/post/24974181630">tltty</a>: <blockquote> <p>how do penises even fit in pants</p> </blockquote> <p>you have to tuck it in your butthole </p> </div> </blockquote> <p>thank you</p> </blockquote>http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51362423042http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51362423042Sun, 26 May 2013 01:18:50 -0400yaoi: fuck, marry or kill the last person you talked to?<br /> BL: what is your most prized possession?<br /> uke: are you an S or an M?<br /> seme: if you could marry anyone you wanted in the world who would it be?<br /> slash: if you could have any superpower what would it be?<br /> bishounen: describe your ideal bf/gf<br /> shota: what is the widest age gap you can accept in a relationship?<br /> OTP: what is your favourite pairing?<br /> shipping: if your life were to be made into a book, what would be the first and last line of it?<br /> doujinshi: what is the meaning of your url?<br /> fujoshi: what is your biggest wish?<br /> mpreg: tell me about your crush<br /> lemon: 3 things you like about yourself<br /> lime: 1 thing you wish i could change about yourself<br /> citrus: confess something you wouldn't tell your parents<br /> bara: an unpopular opinion you have <br /> reversible: 5 favourite blogs<br /> non-con: favourite childhood memory<br /> 3p: if you could only listen to one band for the rest of your life which would it be?<br /> moe: tell me a fetish you havehttp://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51362370027http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51362370027Sun, 26 May 2013 01:17:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c28ddeb0676b19de23e5086ded7a5dd1/tumblr_mjs84tM4zF1qkg1zto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://isolatedinhungerland.tumblr.com/post/50690660586/but-its-actually-the-most-beautiful-gif-ive-ever">isolatedinhungerland</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>but it’s actually the most beautiful gif I’ve ever seen, I can almost hear the water flowing and smell the atmosphere. </em></p> </blockquote>http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51362302294http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51362302294Sun, 26 May 2013 01:16:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/025dfe382b4f721a1f096a643451c546/tumblr_mm6stsGniN1qer569o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51285633747http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51285633747Sat, 25 May 2013 02:31:23 -0400<p><a href="http://jehovahzwetness.tumblr.com/post/51276315426/changes-college-major-to-fuckin-ur-man" class="tumblr_blog">jehovahzwetness</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>*Changes college major to “fuckin ur man”*</p></blockquote>http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51285620945http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51285620945Sat, 25 May 2013 02:31:03 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jakemalik.tumblr.com/post/48629393368/drops-food-on-floor-germs-go-get-it-quick">jakemalik</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*drops food on floor*</p> <p>germs: go get it! quick!</p> <p>king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule</p> </blockquote>http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51285417453http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51285417453Sat, 25 May 2013 02:25:59 -0400<blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkwgdgUpub1qgmjr7.gif"/></p> <p>No I’ll be more like&#160;:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkyiov6nCK1qcw9u2.gif"/></p> <p>OR</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll5v7mH6Rm1qd8opc.gif"/></p> <p>you forgot one</p> <p><img alt="image" height="316" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7n5nzilvk1r94qivo1_500.gif" width="500"/></p> </blockquote>http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51285285864http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51285285864Sat, 25 May 2013 02:22:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m97qm4DDhd1qes1hso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51285202240http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51285202240Sat, 25 May 2013 02:20:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/037e649228b2f52e80592b9bb9e0649a/tumblr_mlxzkpvctv1qf31eyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51223019472http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51223019472Fri, 24 May 2013 09:28:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a5ed5f3cd050325145898b9318631cc/tumblr_mk5zbb5D1e1rc3xako1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51223012651http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51223012651Fri, 24 May 2013 09:28:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f793db2929783abd25e815f0ff46d080/tumblr_mn17gqXaZY1ri0iwbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51222986626http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51222986626Fri, 24 May 2013 09:27:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/192e4a6c4497348e8db654f295b09c4e/tumblr_mm3ro2KJ7W1r3ujxpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51222981635http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51222981635Fri, 24 May 2013 09:27:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/49a90b7ccab9e45af6c8f2827a88d688/tumblr_mn8r64qnX21qcztuto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/post/51222313126/everything-love" class="tumblr_blog">lovequotesrus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/">EVERYTHING LOVE</a></p></blockquote>http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51222538659http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51222538659Fri, 24 May 2013 09:17:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/550003e5d71831bedb8d04b51c9d70e6/tumblr_mi0hgwpAOB1s2tuqno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51222534476http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51222534476Fri, 24 May 2013 09:17:14 -0400http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51222531280http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51222531280Fri, 24 May 2013 09:17:09 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://honksy.tumblr.com/post/50899079663/on-my-deathbed-nurse-do-you-have-any-last">honksy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*on my deathbed*</p> <p><strong>nurse:</strong> do you have any last words</p> <p><strong>me:</strong> i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….</p> <p>*the light goes out of my eyes*</p> <p>*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*</p> <p>*the paper says one word only*</p> <p>“sike”</p> </blockquote>http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51222526616http://jumanjijuice.tumblr.com/post/51222526616Fri, 24 May 2013 09:17:03 -0400