dietchola: there was this girl at my school last year and she fucked literally every black guy at my school and people called her the night rider so she moved
fffcuk: *clears throat, taps microphone* boys *applause*
snapchatting: macbook pro?? no no i use a macbook bro. *chest bumps everyone in the room*
jaclcfrost: avatargrimes: jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother peter pot peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan and this is probably why no one talks about him peter pot is so high, he neverlands. and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
himapapaftw: do people honestly think that honors students dont cheat i dare anyone who thinks that to spend a day with a group of honors student friends and see how many times they copy each other within ten minutes
googlehomo: why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
grimybear: you guys should never complain about anything. there’s kids in africa. they’re there in africa. the kids.
circumcising: are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
some bitch: omg you wore that shirt the other day
me: yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine
dnlhern: i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
poopflow: a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
64kbps: gamsee: what do you mean i cant name my son dorito because thats nacho son
Question: What are you thinking when you see the fans cheering?
Woohyun: I think, "Wow, I'm looking at such beautiful stars"
a b c d e f me
my favourite thing is when someone says “i think about you a lot” or “i had a dream about you” or “i was just about to text you” or something because the fact that i occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything is the best thing i just
vandalswithjetpacks: The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
acciohealthylifestyleeeee: I hate recipes that require like 40 weird ass ingredients. I only have eggs, milk, flour and sugar I have no time or money to look for your 3 cups of baby dragons saliva
Exo Fandom: Refuses to leave the safety of their computers in fear of SM releasing the teasers when they're gone
arc-anum: All the blogs I follow appear to know eachother on a first name basis, I feel like an awkward 223rd wheel or something.
pickup line: i told my therapist about you
himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
worstcoast: *takes break from doing nothing to do more nothing*
alvinton: im sorry im sorry im such a fuck up im sorry im just a waste of space im sorry that im such a burden im sorry that i can’t do anything right im sorry
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy “I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book